GIVE ME A JOB MARVEL!!!!

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- So I had the most badass (excuse my french) dream last night. Essentially it was my own rendition of Avengers: Age of Ultron. It was the "origin" for the movie; it was somewhat illogical. (Caution: IT'S LONG.)

The Avengers (Thor, Hawkeye, and Iron Man) were fighting, don't know who but they were fighting inside Tony's mansion and it led to Tony getting thrown thrown through a wall and smashing through his lab where a a ton of gadgets were there to break his fall. His Iron Man suit had a shortage which caused Tony's suit to malfunction. The electricity surged through a bunch of wires and went into a new and improved Iron suit Tony was working on. (At this point Thor and Hawkeye didn't show up again). All of a sudden all the lights turned Red and the suit began to speak. For some reason he did like this Radio Broadcast thing but to a bunch of Mutants. (Don't ask "why Mutant" He essentially put a bounty on Iron Man's head, and hearing this Tony began to run and he locked himself in a room and started fidgeting with a bunch of gadgets. A bunch of mutants bombarded the mansion.

(This is where it gets a little weird.) The guy from Shadow of Morodor appeared (The Ghost Guy, Not the main character but the guy who gave him his powers), ninja style, and told Tony to come with him. ( I honestly can't explain why he was their, I only played about 30 minutes of Shadow of Morodor at my friends house.) So pretty much they were escaping from a bunch of mutants they had to fight a bunch off, they were all children for some reason, just smart mouthed teenagers. (It was like Children of the Corn meets X-Men: Last Stand) The kid that stood out the most, was a kid who tried to hit Tony with a car, he missed him. Then he "activated" his power, He had a dead body in the passenger seat and he bit it, like an apple, and he turned into a humanoid rabbit. Tony puched him in the face and knocked him out. Then it was this kid who could Jump really high (Stupid power) but he tried to ambush him then the Ghost guy shot at him with an arrow but missed, then Tony hit him with a rock and knocked him off of a roof. Tony cracked one of his sarcastic jokes and I woke up.

CRAZY Right? I just had to tell someone because it's been on my mind ever since and I keep giggling when I replay the events and people keep looking at me like I'm a crazy person.