There are those who believe we are an extension of the automobile that we drive. If you ever had a brand new car, you feel like you are the king for a day and everyone is staring at you. Some people love and baby their car so much that it has caused marriages to break up. Some are obsessed with cleaning and shining their vehicles. A few think they and their car are one and the same...Jimmy John Fasernu was one such person.
The year 2008 and Jimmy John had just picked up his brand new, white with blue stripes, Shelby Cobra, GT 500 Ford Mustang! That rainy night, while driving on a treacherous mountain pass on his way home, Jimmy John lost control of his new car when he swerved to miss an old lady pushing a baby carriage (EDITOR'S NOTE*- WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE?!?) who suddenly appeared out of nowhere and sent him careening wildly out of control, over a cliff crashing down 1500 feet below. The Result: a smorgasbord of twisted metal mayhem with one man barely alive and a new car tore all to pieces!
Luckily some friendly aliens (ED*- YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME??) were patrolling the area that night, witnessed the whole thing and decided to put Jimmy John and his car back together again. The only major malfunction was Jimmy John's body and the GT500 were a mangled mess of mass destruction! The aliens put both Jimmy John and his car into their experimental upgraded Arcturus Systems 3000, Molecular Matter Space Modulator, with a 1,000,000 watt Re-animating Flux Flatulence Synthesizer with 8 type-O Negative Fallopian tube Warp Capacitators and a water cooled Forty-11 gigabit hard drive that can play all video games ever made with free downloads!
Jimmy John emerged from this contraption better than he was before...BETTER, STRONGER AND FASTER! Man and Machine have been merged. The aliens saved his life but at what cost? Jimmy John has become what he loved...the Man has become the Machine, he has become "COBRA...THE LIVING MUSCLE CAR!!"
As Cobra prepared to leave the alien mothership, in unison the aliens said, "J.J. our child, take heed and proceed with great caution. You were not the first 'CARMAN'. We visited your planet in 1969 and made a grave mistake saving the life of a drunken maniac creating a monster in the ensuing process. J.J. our son....you are our only hope, but beware of..........THE JUDGE!!!!!!!

COBRA'S POWERS ARE:
He is essentially a cyborg. A machine with the mind of a man with alien technology and weaponry. His body has been merged with that of his car creating a superhuman with powers and abilities far beyond those of normal vehicles.

He is able to run at great speeds capable of reaching Mach 1.
His vision enables him to see in many different light spectrums. Eye beams emit a high density white light able to blind oncoming traffic.
Superhuman strength
Shoulder laser cannons
Runs on high test 93 octance fuel and has to refuel every 24hrs or his spark plugs will corrode.
His shield is also a remote controlled drone that serves as a recon scout

His body exterior consists of grill with cobra snake emblem, chrome belt and spare tire kit for emergency road side service.
Side leg exhaust pipes. Rear tail lights and gashole(EDITOR*- I'm not even going there). He also comes equipped with the standard fingerless leather driving gloves.