The Force is in me?
And my brother doesn't think I'm good enough to be a Jedi?
My father speaks to me from beyond...telling me I am a fool to put my love and trust in Han.
There is another voice...a darker one...

After the Return of the Jedi, instead of merrily running off into the sunset (and ignoring all books on the subject), Princess Leia has gone to the dark side! Han shot first? How about Leia slices his hand off while her face is still burning from the blast. Later she has her face reconstructed with electronics and metal, along with getting a new left eye.

Fancy hairdo? How about a hairstyle that's held in her hand and just sliced with her glowing red lightsaber. Aww yeah. However...her compulsion towards somehow making dowdy fashion sexy remains...as her Sith tunic inexplicably shows off her cleavage and abs. Because that's how Sith Leia rolls!

Recipe is Elektra Skrull body (FOUND A USE FOR IT YAY!), Black Widow head, a wooden dowel and a couple different fabrics.