Here’s an idea for a DC and Marvel crossover that I came up with that hasn’t been done before. It’s for entry into the Comic Fusions. But I’ll let him tell you the whole story (told from Lobo’s point of view).

--- So I was hired to eliminate a dweeb called Silver Surfer. I found him out in space and fragged his head off. It wasn’t that easy, he put up a fight but ain’t nobody beats The Main Man! Had to ram him with my bike to get the job done. It was wrecked beyond repair and so was his face, but it's too bad that I lost my hog.

Then, I looked at his board and stepped on it. Feetal’s Giz!? Next thing you know, the board shoots into hyperspeed, with me standing on top of it! It takes me halfway across the damn galaxy and finally stops right in front of a giant spaceship owned by some purple geek named Galactus.

He takes me in, says I can keep the board and he’ll give me this thing called the “Power Cosmic” as long as I check in with him every now and then if I find a planet for him to eat. I said all right, beats bounty hunting.

After I agreed, I get blasted with a beam of energy that gives me this power. It feels fraggin great! What a rush! But then, I didn’t know that with great power comes …. no clothes!!! My vest, pants and boots disappeared and I end up looking like a naked male Ken doll!

So I told him “Hey ya psycho galactic perv, ya tricked me! That wasn’t part of the deal!” That’s when I killrenddestroyfragged the bastich! --- LOBO

Recipe:
He’s made from the Dark Alliance Lucifer white variant with hair from Dark Alliance Jade. The finger nails and toenails were trimmed. The face was painted black and eyes painted red. The board is from a Marvel Icons Silver Surfer.

Thank you to my bro Dr. G, a true Lobo fan, for helping me to write some parts of the story. Thanks also to fellow realmer Dark Dagger who showed us all how to make a great looking Lobo with this same base (look up Lobo’s Back under his customs) but his had clothes on. This humorous take on the character is dedicated to all Lobo’s fanboys who like rockin to “Surfing With The Alien”.

So who’s next for the deadliest hitman in the universe? He’s a killer so ruthless he wiped out his entire race. Who’s on his hit list? Kilowog? Thanos? They better watch out because the last Czarnian is now the new skyrider of the spaceways!

And thanks to all who voted for Lobo The White Surfer in the Comic Fusion contest!