"The Remains" A visually disturbing, vomit-inducing, mutilated human body was discovered a few days ago in a remote cabin in the Pocono Moutains. The victim, Mike Hunt, age 45 of Blue Ball, Pa has been identified by family. This seems to have been the work of the notorious "Little Red Riding Hoods" gang of teenage schoolgirls who dress like the childhood fairytale character Little Red Riding Hood. The girls lure middle aged men from internet chat rooms with promises of perverted sexual favors. Once a contact place has been established in an isolated location, the gang torture and desecrate their victims. This victim was found impaled on a spear entering into the rectal area and stopping somewhere inside the victims chest cavity. A curved metal rod was found inserted through the left temple and exiting at the inside corner of the left eye. The skin from the body seems to have been surgically cut and peeled away in many areas of the back, chest, arms and legs(before the victim's death). The victim's left ear was also cut off and attached somehow to the victim's chest. Probably the most disgusting of mutilations is the severed arms and head. The victim's right arm has been amputated above the elbow and inserted into the neck area(where the head was) and from the looks of photographs taken at the crime scene, the victim is flying the bird(probably one last act of defiance to his captors, poor bad person....*editor's note). The victim's left arm has been severed below the elbow and inserted into the region where the genitals were. Yes, were....the victims gentials have also been cut off and were found in a jar at the crime scene, but photos are too graphic to show that. The victims severed head was then put in the palm of the vicitms grasping hand. On a lighter note...the victim's Superman bikini briefs are clean and crisp. They haven't been soiled at all which lead investigators to believe that they were removed before the torture and later replaced after the victim had been impaled on the spear protruding out of the the toliet. This victim must've been a big Superman Returns fan, which could've lead to the severe torture before his death. This is one sick crime scene...not to mention the blood stainded toliet and fecal matter everywhere from the victim and not a peice of toliet paper in sight!! I gotta go...puke!!