Well now this is a repaint and nothing more. But for the zombie ronald nothing would have been better.

The story of Zombie Ronald McDonald
Here’s a little story about a boy named Ronald McDonald. Yeah you might have heard of him. When he was born, he was born with a rare skin condition that made his skin chalk white. As he grew up he was made fun of by the kids at school. “Albino,” they would call him Chalky, freak, Whitey, possessed, spawn of Satan and other things that where so cruel I won’t mention. To say the least the other kids where brutal.

Then his father struck it rich with his burger joint and Ronald became the company spokesman, the loving, caring Ronald McDonald the McDonald’s clown. As an adult Ronald hated kids with a vengeance because of all the teasing he endured. Anyway, one day Ronald lost it with a kid who'd been taunting him all day. He accidentally killed the kid, and not knowing what to do. Ronald called on his friends to help him.

It was decided to shove him into the meat-grinder in the back of the building. But such was their hurry to dispose of the mess – that they accidentally spilled several whole bottles of McDonald’s secret additive into the burger mix. Ronald was totally despondent that he would be found out and he decided to go make himself some burgers. Unbeknownst to him the patties were made with the newly ground mixture.

Ronald shared with his best friend Jared (Grimace) and girlfriend Birdie (her mom was stoned when she named her), thinking that sharing with his two closest friends would help him feel better. But after eating nearly 7 burgers the kid’s meat combined with the additives in the burger caused Ronald to have a violent allergic attack…. He died choking, only to reanimate as a zombie hungry for the high iron richness in kids blood and meat.
His friends went through horrendous changes and become monstrous creatures as they had been eating the chicken nuggets and the kid fortified meat had similar adverse effects.

As long as he ate children he remained fairly human. He used the company resources to keep his appetite fed. Late 2003 he was caught in the act and was thrown in jail. He was cut off from his high iron diet and turned into a zombie-like creature that was hell bent on finding the perfect happy meal. Now he has escaped and he is after you!!!
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