Saw a job seek in the paper, hiring zombies that were "adequately operational", not complete muppets, and be able to operate military weapons. Had to demonstrate leadership qualities during full on kills, be scarred and besmirched with belligerent wounds, and stay undead long enough to blow up some brains!
A few attended the job interview, there was zombie Doc Ock, zombie Cable, and even zombie Black Cat, but the burnt-to-a-crisp guy with the skull t-shirt who set off the napalm, inside the building, got the job.

Thanks for storing this one in the Realm vaults.