Absorbing Man has had so many forms over the years. Some make sense. Like gold here. But if dirt is his weakness, then how can he absorb water? He did that once. He even absorbed light once. Thankfully, those two aren't in this run. But one of the next ones is just as weird.

Upper torso and arms were from Hyperion. Lower torso, upper legs, and feet were from Absorbing Man. Lower legs were Doc Samson, and the head was Wonder Man. Sculpted the boots and bottom of the pants. Cut all the hair off and resculpted the head. Sculpted the ball and glued some chain to it. From there, a full repaint, and all done!